Mutually exclusive

List of mutually exclusive things in my life

(One exist when the other doesn't!)

Me v Mum

Shaking my legs while sitting/standing & Mum

Messy room & Mum

Showering past 10 p.m. & Mum

Rubbing moisturiser hard on my face & Mum

Eating loudly & Mum

**This list might get too long and violent.

Me v Dad

Diet & Dad

Talking about boyfriends & Shy Dad

Being overly late & Dad

Talking bad about Tiger Woods & Dad

Me v Sis

Teasing about her boyfriend in front of Dad & Sis

Insulting/Laughing at her gaming skills & Sis

Forcing her to try on skinny jeans & Sis

Making her smell my belly button & Sis

Me & Sis talking calling me by me name

Me & Sis being overly lazy or pretending to not hear 'commands'

Me & Sis being bitchy in her blog

Me v Ray

Picking at my nails & Ray

Talking very loudly to parents on the phone & Ray

Me & Ray eating loudly

Me & Ray being critical

Me & Ray's fattening cooking style

Me & Ray drinking full cream milk

** Not a very equal proportion haha.

Me v WenJi

Whole day consumption of cereal & WenJi

Nerding in front of computer the whole day & WenJi

Me & Weird cooking style of WenJi

Me & Sudden outbursts of WenJi-ness energy

Me v Steve

Me & Steve's dun-care attitude

I-want-you-to-agree-with-me attitude & Steve

This is getting a bit too long, yawn.

Back to business law.

Me v Business Law

Fun & Business Law

Happiness & Business Law

Sunny days & Business Law

Cute babies & Business Law

Cher!!