Cruel Un-Intentions

Hm, lately I found that the laugh of the day usually comes at night when you are least prepared. (Ouch, I slammed the drawer into my finger. One of the three fingers that can actually type. I wonder if this karma to what I did and am about to do?)

I must thank Amanda for being a real friend, one who is so confident in me, or maybe too gullible to be around me, to believe that I could really achieve the impossible.

This is a brief account of our PRIVATE chat. And while you read, mark the point where you start suspecting fishiness and prove my innocence.

ĄмåñĐẶ ŁĕęĶũǻŊ people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be says:
victoria's secret angel? u mean Victoria's Secret !? lingerie shopwear?

hIkArI* Cutting away from the mortal world. Cos becoming an angel mah.... Victoria secret angel! says:
yaya.. couldn't u guess it? so obvious.. i am the model there!

******** Point 1

ĄмåñĐẶ ŁĕęĶũǻŊ people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be says:
eh actually u mean they ask u to audition to become a lingerie model?
or are u actually talkin about something else?

hIkArI* I know u all are exctied about Merdeka, but can you please cut down the LOUD MUSIC? says:
it is true la.. i dunno why! Scared me to death! ....but also a bit embarassing..

******** Point 2

ĄмåñĐẶ ŁĕęĶũǻŊ people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be says:
wow shouldnt u be pleased that they actually asked u to audition!? it shows that ur body is FIT FIT FIT!!!!

hIkArI* I know u all are exctied about Merdeka, but can you please cut down the LOUD MUSIC? says:
Hey, how did thye even know abt my body? I din give them pics at all!!

ĄмåñĐẶ ŁĕęĶũǻŊ people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be says:
Then explain why they called u up?
U must have made a really GREAT impression la!! Thts why they remember u...

hIkArI* I know u all are exctied about Merdeka, but can you please cut down the LOUD MUSIC? says:
i am so not over the shock now... I mean, pls la!
Remember the tummy i showed u a few hours ago?

ĄмåñĐẶ ŁĕęĶũǻŊ people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be says:
LOL!! U UNDERESTIMATED yourself!!
Its a SEEEXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYY midriff! Not a tummy!

hIkArI* I know u all are exctied about Merdeka, but can you please cut down the LOUD MUSIC? says:
n till today i still am searching for my midriff...

******** Point 3

ĄмåñĐẶ ŁĕęĶũǻŊ people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be says:
imagine urself.. wearing nothing but lingerie!!!

hIkArI* I know u all are exctied about Merdeka, but can you please cut down the LOUD MUSIC? says:
can u imagine tht?? ? ??? The shame i am abt to bring monash?

ĄмåñĐẶ ŁĕęĶũǻŊ people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be says:
r u sure u didn make a mistake?

hIkArI* I know u all are exctied about Merdeka, but can you please cut down the LOUD MUSIC? says:
no la! They called me to tell... Cos I asked them wat to expect!

******** Point 4

hIkArI* I know u all are exctied about Merdeka, but can you please cut down the LOUD MUSIC? says:
but with my body?? my face?? no model look la!!

ĄмåñĐẶ ŁĕęĶũǻŊ people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be says:
your body is FINE. Your looks is GREAT ok.. i personally think u have really classic features..

They just took a quick glance, and quickly assessed you as BOLEH!!!

hIkArI* I know u all are exctied about Merdeka, but can you please cut down the LOUD MUSIC? says:
too quick a glance haha....

ĄмåñĐẶ ŁĕęĶũǻŊ people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be says:
so self belittling... i dun want to DISCUSS this with u!! wait till i broadcast it to everyone else!

hIkArI* I know u all are exctied about Merdeka, but can you please cut down the LOUD MUSIC? says:
dun tell anyone la...

******** Point 5

hIkArI* I know u all are exctied about Merdeka, but can you please cut down the LOUD MUSIC? says:
can i publish parts of this chat on my blog?

******** Point 6

ĄмåñĐẶ ŁĕęĶũǻŊ people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be says:
sure

hIkArI* I know u all are exctied about Merdeka, but can you please cut down the LOUD MUSIC? says:
cos u r in the.......
Prank LolaLo show!
hahahahahhahahaha!!!

Ending:

hIkArI* I know u all are exctied about Merdeka, but can you please cut down the LOUD MUSIC? says:
a lignerie model??
hhahahahaa....
not in 19933403 million years!

Now in which point did u sense, or maybe am already truly convinced that I was lying? I hear a lot of Point 1s... So my innocence is proved. I am not evil in this case but mt chat partner is too innocent and gullible. To live in this cruel world of harsh reality, one must not be too innocent and gullible. Although what I am doing may seem bad, but it is for her own good!

Also, the part where she mentioned about me having a FINE body and CLASSIC features, is acutally pretty much irrelevant but I just wanna post it here. No reasons la. Wanna post meh post lo~

To prove that there are no fabrications involved in the chat log, just look at my parts. Typo everywhere. Why did I not change all of them into proper english to save the embarrassment? Just to show that, every single line is true. And too bad that there is this no-fabrication rule, cos the MSN nickname of my chat partner, is pretty much damn obvious.... haha! So what chat partner la, Amanda it is~

Now to show that this was not an intended lie:

As good as I am,

I can never make up,

SUCH A BIG LIE.

I've made it up to u ya, Amanda! No more of this ok:

ĄмåñĐẶ ŁĕęĶũǻŊ people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be says:

I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!